https://tube.ekaii.fr/videos/watch/519ae4d8-df02-48e5-8066-2a03b5d5fe9e Your RAM is an illusion. The moon needs a new timezone. Compilers might start vibe...compiling. Welcome to 2026. In this video, I break down my biggest Computer Science predictions for the year! What do you think, do you agree? Disagree? Let me know in the comments! Timestamps: 00:00 Treating RAM like a...Network? 03:55 Lunar Timezones 07:10 Rust vs C++ vs CHERI? 10:58 Slopsquatting 13:40 Non-deterministic ML Compilers? 2026 Predictions (simplified): 65% - At least one major cloud provider will release compute offerings with a "tiered" or "burstable" memory class where you explicitly pay less for memory backed by CXL 80% - A published implementation strategy for official Coordinated Lunar Time as an operational standard 40% - A mass produced consumer device ships with a CHERI-enabled processor 70% - A major developer package repository has to temporarily halt registrations for +24hrs 65% - LLVM MLGO lists 3+ ML-guided heuristics Check out my X account for cool Computer Science stuff! https://x.com/lauriewired References / Cited Papers (too big to paste, google doc): https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRXYiL-rQV0J1XXoQAzsOiObvAxv23nl-9GGcpDeX6lbD_ENNHvvXY4bftV-f3j93xdRUmNzQJ2KzSl/pub — mirrored from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnX5zJ_qGz0 Sat, 20 Jun 2026 18:49:22 GMT https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html PeerTube - https://tube.ekaii.fr https://tube.ekaii.fr/client/assets/images/icons/icon-1500x1500.png https://tube.ekaii.fr/videos/watch/519ae4d8-df02-48e5-8066-2a03b5d5fe9e All rights reserved, unless otherwise specified in the terms specified at https://tube.ekaii.fr/about and potential licenses granted by each content's rightholder.